When nothing sounds good.

Today was a great day to catch up with myself. I lounged around all day watching horrible TLC shows and just slept on and off. Well about an hour ago I decided to get up, get changed and grab something to eat. I've showered, changed and now I'm watching Ghost Hunters, but the idea of food is blah. I'm feeling all healthy, but all mom wants to make is deep-fried or oven-baked food. However, I need to eat something before I head to work. We'll see what happens. I want fruit.

-When nothing sounds good-
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Cancelled plans.

This is going to be short and to the point. This might be the number one thing on my list of shit that just really pisses me off. I hate when I make plans with a person, or a few people, and they come up with excuses to cancel. My favorite is when they are "tired". You're not tired, you just want me to go away so you can have sex. Tonight, however, I'm officially irate. I'm off work and I want to party, so I made plans with a few of my friends to have a little fire at a friend's house. It was going to be relaxed and chill, but we were also planning on getting drunk. My friend went to "nap" and was supposed to call me when she woke up. Well she went to sleep around 7 and now it's going on 10 and I know my friend is going to bed in the near future. I can't wait to be back in Kent with people who KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN once in awhile. I haven't been this ridiculously pissed in a long time. I'll be okay without a fire and alcohol and friends, but the fact that we've had these plans for a few days really rubs me the wrong way. Ugh.

-Cancelled plans-
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Wrist pain.

First off, I want to say that as I write this I'm watching Little Einsteins and I love that they incorporate music into the entire show. On another note, I'm off of work tonight. I know almost everyone got their partying done the past few days, but this girl wants to drink a little wine, smoke my camel menthols and enjoy a good conversation. Hit me up if you're free. 

Anyway..

I've decided that I need to do something with my OCD; we're just not right for each other. Lately, I've been pulling my wrists back in an almost stretching-like movement. It sounds easy to say, "stop doing that" but it's a good joke. I don't even realize I'm doing it most of the time. This time it's worse than any of my other OCD habits. I seriously think I gave myself carpal tunnel in both wrists, but my left hurts worse than my right. I've recently started wrapping them in ACE bandages. Work has been killing me lately too. It's hard to heal a wrist when all I do is rip boxes apart and stock frozen shit. Today is a short rant, and for that, I apologize.

-Wrist pain-

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Sunday morning radio.

I'm in a perfect mood today. It's overcast and tonight marks day 5 of work which means that I have tomorrow off! Anyway, I'm sitting here watching Despicable Me because that's the kind of mood I'm in. It might be my favorite movie ever.

Last night I had to work with a pain in the ass woman. She was slow and didn't know where anything went. She belongs in baby shit. That's where she should stay. She also has this skill where she just stands around a lot. It's pretty ridiculous.

But I digress.

The real focus of this post is to rant about Sunday morning radio.

I've never been strongly religious. In fact, I've never been even a little religious. That being said, I don't want to listen to talk shows about the greatness of Jesus. I don't want to listen to songs about how great God is. I want my 80's; my Billy Joel and Chicago. That's all I want when I'm driving home from work. Make that happen world.

-Sunday morning radio-
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My dad.

I'll start off on a bright note today.
The sunrise this morning looked amazing, like a gigantic tidal wave of oranges, reds and purples; truly a perfect way to enjoy a cigarette at 5 in the morning.
In other great news, NY legalized same-sex marriage!

Now to the shit.

My dad is a douchebag. I've never been super close to the guy. He never quite understood me. He hated that I would read and work on computers while my brother and sister would help garden and mow. It's not that I hated gardening and mowing, it's just that I'd rather delve into a good book. We just don't get along. It's hard for me to mesh with stupid people. He tries. He really does. He bought me a camera and a motorcycle and pays for my insurance and gas, but on the same regards he is a huge dick. He constantly brings up the fact that he pays for  my insurance and gas and he's just a jerk when he asks questions. Instead of saying, "Hey, can we watch the news?" He says, "so, what's happening in the real world instead of this crap." He's a truck driver and I'm sure he's good at it, but he's never around. He leaves out for the road on Sunday night and comes back home Friday. We barely talk save when he thinks I'm fucking up, which appears to be all the time. But he's stupid, and he knows I'm not afraid of him. I know this sounds like a rant and you're probably thinking, "you hate him now, but someday he'll be gone." Well, that may be true, and I may just be angry, but it makes me upset that we don't get along. I try to do little things like pull weeds in his flower garden or take pictures of his roses, but they go unnoticed. I just want him to be proud of me for 10 seconds.

-My dad-
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People who don't get grammar.

"I could care less."
Don't you mean you couldN'T care less?
"Whatever."
Learn the phrase.

"At least" = 2 words
"A lot" = 2 words
"Irrigardless" = not a word
"Aloud" = not the same as "Allowed"

Is it a lot to ask to use simple grammar? I mean, come on. I understand incorrect punctuation. I'm a bit of a comma whore myself.

It's "that" not "dat".
You can't "ax" someone.
I don't care if you speak it that way; it's an accent. Don't write it that way.

"No" doesn't mean you understand.
"Write" doesn't privilege you.

Semicolons have more purposes than ";]".

"Your" is ownership.
"You're" is not.

"To" "Too" "Two"
It's embarrassing that they need explained.
"To" = "I'm going TO the store."
"Too" = "I have TOO many books."
"Two" = "I'd like to win TWO million dollars."

This really isn't beneficial to anyone unless you're 4 and learning this for the first time, and, in that case, kudos to you for being so savvy at 4. I've learned with most people that retaining information regarding grammar is undesired. It's sad when I meet people who don't know the difference between "are" and "our".

Get on this world.

-People who don't get grammar.-
#shitthatpissesmeoff

Lazy people at work.

Everyone knows that someone who just sucks at working. I'm talking about the kind of person who goes to the bathroom and comes back 15 minutes later with 8 other excuses for what he/she was doing. The kind of person who clocks out an hour early because his/her back hurts. The person who goes to lunch early and comes back late. The half hour break-taker. The "I'm going to do this while you do that" even though you know that he/she just assigned you to a job that is 5 times more enduring than whatever it is he/she has planned on doing kind of person. This is the person usually trying to act superior to everyone else. The person who talks negatively about the work ethics of others. The "I'll be right back" individual. He/She usually has more kids than he/she can handle and leads a super strange life that, to him/her, sounds extremely fascinating and worthy of sharing every 3 seconds. The "I'm going to tell you something pointless that I'm allergic to so that you can feel a little worry for me" kinda person. Your rash is not my business. Sadly, we all know these people, and sadly, they never change.

-Lazy people at work-
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